Who hit me?!?

BISH!! ... POW!! ... BONG!! ... PRRANG!!

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"Jed... 谁打我?!?"

"Orh! 好er! 我来打你er..."

"Jed... 不是hor! 不要打我! Aiyah!"

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"Jed! 这样要打谁?"

"打谁啦!"

"Jed! 不可以这样的hor!"

"不管er! 打你er... Humph!"

"Er Jed! 跑啊!"

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(Apparently, there is a soldier whose name is 谁...)