Monday, January 08, 2007

Ah-mo the Garang Guni

After observing his father's mistakes, Ah-mo decided to go from top to bottom in a block instead. Wanting to collect more unwanted items in a shorter period of time, Ah-mo thought of trying a new method... An "effective" method which only required him to shout once, yet attracting the attention of the entire residence for his presence...

So, Ah-mo went all the way up to the top floor, walked towards the balcony, and jumped off...

"GARANG GUNI!!!!!"

PIAK! Ah-mo fell flat, rotten on the ground. Using his mystical and all-time powerful 3 drops of superglue, he became well, and in one piece again. Then, Ah-mo headed up to the top floor once again...

"BOU ZHUAR GU SAR KOR!!!!!"

PIAK! Drip Drip Drip! Being in one piece again, Ah-mo headed upstairs, driven to finish his job...

"LA LIO DIAN SI KI!!!!!"

PIAK!

Well, his efforts did pay him off to a certain extent...

"Oei! 死 Ah-mo! 不要吵啦!" Buckets of water came splashing out from the windows of the residents. Along with it came with a lot of rotten eggs, bananas and fully-packed thrash bags too...

"Ai... yah... 不管er... 至少比爸爸快可以了... Humph!" Ah-mo claimed, in pain. He then picked himself up, accumulated all the unwanted stuffs, and loaded them into the "truck". Coincidentally, the truck contained many of the similar items compared to the items that were thrown down too. Could Ah-mo have loaded his stuff on the wrong truck?

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A painful method though... But does Ah-mo feel it?

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